ZOE-ISMS

He said he wants to rendezvous. Well, he told my coworker that he wants to rendezvous. With me.

Help. Kitten attack dude. Attack of the kittens. Tail to the face.

Did you need some alone time Frida? Too bad I will totally fuck your fort up, and come kick it with you.

I need a tish*. I feel like we're not getting omelettes.

I think I left my toothbrush at my work. Which is a shame for everyone involved.

Are you writing more Zoeisms? Do you want me to text you?



*tissue